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Lux - 19370900 GH on Flickr.
TIP: No one will be your friend if you don’t wash your drawers.
“Little” Edie Beale and Andy Warhol, 1978.
Mustn’t leave a fat corpse.
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
My sister’s husband got a pumpkin pie.
Beginning an occasional series of… well, the world’s worst superheroes. Today’s contestant: Otterman! He’s an underwater adventurer like Aquaman or Namor, but like his namesake, he can’t actually breathe underwater, so he’s at a real disadvantage. His trademark fighting move is banging his enemies’ heads on the big metal plate on his chest, like an otter cracking open a clam. Easily distracted by stackable cups, he never the less does his best to fight for truth, justice, and scubagear endorsements.
Otterman co-created by Maile Reyes.