February 2010
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In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty...
– Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via texburgher) (via joeschmitt)
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I am for real.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I took a Marketing Course so I’d like to submit some of my own ideas. The business cards have far too much wasted space so I want a calender on the back, people will love that and use it all the time. The newspaper ad is fine but I’d like you to get them to print it upside down, that way people will instinctively want to rotate the newspaper to read it. Pretty good...
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Nick can't blog-draw: "I can't draw any of the...
nickcantdraw:
I love this. So much.
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Banana Spiders
Me: The Port of Gulfport is on lockdown. o.o It’s scary/exciting/probablynothing.
Lyn: o.o Why is it on lockdown?
Me: The x-ray found “something unusual” in one of the containers. That’s all they’ve said. My mind immediately went to giant banana spiders. Because I fear them more than terrorists.
Lyn: O.O YES. THAT IS WHAT IT IS. AND THEY HAVE A DEAD BODY W/ THEM AS WELL. b/c they are evil ¬.¬
Me: Ha ha. They killed a guy in South America… then all crawled into his body and ARE USING HIM AS A DISGUISE OH GOD HOW MANY ALREADY LIVE AMONG US.
Lyn: O.O ¬.¬ We mustn’t speak too loudly of these things. Banana spiders have ears. Ears they’ve stolen humans.
Me: Bitches.
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